Your holidays may have been ruined by recent news stories proclaiming that chocolate will go extinct within a few decades, but don't start stress-eating Hershey bars just yet. It seems the Business Insider story that got regurgitated by other news outlets over New Year's relied on climate-change information from two years ago--information which actually showed that scientists are on track to genetically adapt cacao trees before global warming can wipe them out. No word on whether researchers can also invent milk chocolate that doesn't melt in your hand