Well this might be the job you have been WAITING for! A Canadian online Candy Company called Candy Funhouse is looking to hire a "Chief Candy Officer". They are willing to pay someone $100,000 a year to do it! You would be responsible for approving all candy in the inventory and give it what they are calling the official "Chief Candy Officer Stamp of Approval". It sounds like a DREAM job and the best part is the job is open to anyone who is at least 5 years old. You must love candy and have a sweet tooth to apply. Applications will be accepted until August 31st. Not only will you get paid, get excellent training, but you will ALSO get a dental insurance plan! LOL!! Sign me up!